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Friend:  why are you crying?
Me:  I'm just so beautiful

nosdrinker:

android1994:

nosdrinker:

where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

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bless you

officialunitedstates:

my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw.  half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down