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why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

femminista-fatale:

pornography has basically become the type of medium in which everything, everything that would otherwise be illegal, including rape, abuse, torture (ie waterboarding), pedophilia, blatant racism and misogyny, murder, fatphobia, homophobia, transphobia are OKAY, excused because it makes it easier for some people to have an orgasm 

alright then

roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

Each House Insulting Someone….

fezzesrcool25:

hogwarts-house-traits:

HUFFLEPUFF:

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RAVENCLAW:

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GRYFFINDOR:

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SLYTHERIN:

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the accuracy hurts.

destructionandmurder:

Swedish woman finds 2,000-year-old gold ring - The Local

paprikapotts:

barbaricyip:

motherfuckingnazgul:

shireen-baratheon:

#THERE ARE LITERALLY THREE MOVIES AND A HUGE-ASS BOOK EXPLAINING WHY KEEPING IT IS A BAD IDEA

"…it felt like a gift from the underworld," Lundin told The Local. "It was my magnificent ring. I didn’t want to give it up."

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